QWAK got a DUCK joke :)
 

Got a DUCK joke to give you a SMILE! :)

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous Detective Boudreaux to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'" he began.

"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."

The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck."

"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won!
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:haha::haha::haha: The fight was NOT RIGED -- a DUCK is just a lot SMARTER than a CHICKEN:thinkey::yes: and had a 12 gage SHOT GUN! :wink: The ROOSTER had RAZORS on its feet!:stupido2: --- "Never bring a KNIFE to a GUN FIGHT:laugh::shot: -- you will LOSE every time!" :yes::laugh::grin:

De DUCK :wink:

LOL ROTFL

Re: QWAK got a DUCK joke :)
 

Glad the duck won!

Re: QWAK got a DUCK joke :)
 

,,,I think it wasss da mafia, dat won...

Re: QWAK got a DUCK joke :)
 

QWAK,SilverNuts@Bolts,No my hrand fatherwas a "WISE GUY" and so was my Uncle YOU can never be FREE working WITH them!:wink:

Wild DUCK is FREE to do what comes NATURLY! :s9:

HE HE HE the DUCK

Re: QWAK got a DUCK joke :)
 

qwak,Max,Was there REALY any QUESTION about the out come?:questionm:wink:

the DUCK